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the Bard I have seldom been accused of being overly cultured. I have stains on all my best shirts, eat with little to no regard for table manners, and I'm "that guy" that makes out of place comments at parties that stop conversations dead in their tracks.

However, I do hold on to at least one sophisticated acquired taste. I love Shakespeare. I've seen dozens of plays and read more than half of the Bard's works.

A lot of people simply can't stand the language and/or don't appreciate the poetry weaved into his prose. This will largely be lost on those people, but oh well. To everyone else, I hope you enjoy and feel free to chime in with your own in the comments.

This idea is borrowed from the Sports Guy's gimmick where he quotes movies and makes the connection to sports.

Remember thee! Ay, thou poor ghost, while memory holds a seat in this distracted globe. Remember thee! - Hamlet

To Red Auerbach and Dennis Johnson. You are but departed in the flesh. Your memory lives on in our hearts.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers - Henry V

To the diehard fans who have followed this team throughout the past 20 years. The bond that we share from these lean times will make it all the more special when this team returns to greatness.

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; It is the green-ey'd monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on. - Iago in Othello

For me every time I watched the Spurs before this weekend. I had to fight the green eyed monster, dreaming of how differently history would have played out.

Et tu, Brute? - Julius Ceasar

To Ricky Davis. I could understand Blount acting like a horses backside when our teams faced, but I had nothing but love for our boy Ricky. Yet he stuck the dagger in and left his follow through up in the air to make sure we understood the taunt. Et tu Ricky?

I have of late but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth - Hamlet

For the first half of the season. I had what I thought were reasonable expectations for this season and the team failed every test. Loss after loss after loss. Injury after injury. One big season of disappointment.

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this sun of York - Richard III

It has been a long, hard winter of discontent for the Celtics, but there is hope for a glorious summer. We need a lot of luck and a lot of hard work by the management team. But there is hope ahead.

"Out, damned spot! out, I say!" --Lady Macbeth

To Vin Baker's cap hit. The blight of Vin Baker will finally pass into the history books. We bought out his contract long ago, but the cap hit was spread across several years to lessen the blow. As of this summer, he's no longer on the books!

Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, and tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief. - Polonius (in Hamlet)

To Bill Simmons. If you read the context of this quote you'll see the irony of it. Polonius is like Simmons in that he believes nothing is worth saying unless you can stretch it out to 20,000 words. I love Bill, but sometimes the best writing comes in small packages.

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. - Hamlet

To Delonte, who seems to be as funny a Celtic as there has been in a long time. I toyed with giving this one to Theo, since in the play Hamlet is talking about Yorick while holding his decaying skull but I didn't want to be that mean.

Oh, I am fortune's fool! - Romeo

To Wally's bum ankles. I could almost understand if he was spraining the same ankle every time, but it almost seemed like he took turns spraining one then the other. That's just dumb, stinking luck. I am in the minority, but I'm still of the mind that he could be a valued member of this team when healthy. Of course I could also take this to mean it was "foolish" to give this man a "fortune" but really, I'm not that mean. Ok, yes I am.

The play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King. - Hamlet

For those accusing the Celtics of tanking. The play of this team over the last couple weeks is proof positive that they will have a clear conscience going into the lottery.

O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I! - Hamlet

To myself. I am humbled by the growing number of visitors coming to this site, which was simply born of an unrelenting need to connect with other Celtics fans. I don't pretend to know why you come here and read my daily ramblings, but it leads me to one final quote:

Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks, but I thank you; and sure, dear friends.

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by havlicekstoletheball on Mar 19, 2007 6:19 AM EDT reply actions  

to be or not to be, that is the question. to tank or not to tank, to keep doc or not to keep doc. to trade player x or not.

by nazzbo on Mar 19, 2007 6:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Nicely done Jeff, I really liked it! You and Shakespeare, who’da thunk it?

Ricky’s follow through didn’t bother me. I’m sure he wasn’t happy about the trade. Probably didn’t have many fond memories of rivers either.

Indeed, this is an important summer and I’m supremely confident that mistakes will be made. We must hope for one of the top two picks or it could be very ugly.

Speaking of mistakes, Zoolander was a huge one, in my opinion. All of the injuries and the 32nd largest contract in the league. It’s a match made in heaven. It’s this type of deal that makes me shudder every time I hear a trade rumor linked to Danny Boy.

Also liked the Po reference. Oh POmeo etc. Have to use it in the chat room.

 :D :D

by aQua on Mar 19, 2007 6:38 AM EDT reply actions  

The blogger doth quote too much ;). Seriously, though, great idea for an article, Jeff. I’m a fan of The Bard myself. Once one gets used to the language, and has a good edition of his plays that has notes on the antiquated words, his plays are fantastic. I use the Yale Shakespeare that Barnes and Noble published.

When watching the plays live, the acting company and their interpretation can make or break a play. I used to despise Macbeth, since the performances I saw were weak. Then the National Shakespeare Company performed it at my school, and their production was awesome. Not a lot of props, just great acting and excellent direction. The scene where Lady Macbeth eggs him on to kill Duncan was so erotic that if he hadn’t done it, one of us would have. It is now one of my favorite plays.

For movies, you can’t beat Branagh’s Henry V. I’ve seen it many times, but one time sticks out in particular. I wander into the midshipmen run pub we had on campus, which had the only bigscreen TV that was at the academy. To my great surprise about 30 of the football players were watching it on the bigscreen. I knew most of these guys personally, and I would have been less shocked to see them flipping cars over on the roadside than to see them watching that film.

I sat down and watched it with them, and was kind of taken aback by their apparent concentration on the film. When Branagh finished Henry’s “band of brothers” speech before the battle at Agincourt, they all shot out of their seats and whooped it up as if they were about to go in to battle with him. I’ll never forget seeing that. Such is the power of Shakespeare’s language when delivered in the right way.

by MikeDfromNP on Mar 19, 2007 7:37 AM EDT reply actions  

thats a fun story Mike, and I can totally see that

my college professor told me a story about her friend that is a staunch pacifist and watched Henry V performed; she said that after that speach, she was ready to rape and pillage the countryside – made me chuckle

and I agree in the delivery – I have yet to be exposed to a great performance of MacBeth, and the old BBC version is horible – yet my favorite performance I saw live was that of Henry IV, and so it is one of my favorites

I recommend the Shenandoah Shakespeare Express troupe if they ever come around

by Jeff Clark on Mar 19, 2007 7:46 AM EDT reply actions  

If you have the money to make the trip, I recommend the Oregon Shakespear festival in Ashland, Oregon. Beatiful piece of country out there.

And for my next non-sequiter, I believe the Celtics should select Al Horford if they are not lucky enough to get a number one or number two pick in the 2007 draft. This guy is a winner and guaranteed to improve any team right away, which is something Pierce wants and needs at this point in his career. I am optomistic any pick in the top five will nicely complement the rapidly developing current nucleus.

By the way, did anyone read the Duncan quote about Al – “he’s going to be a great one.” Yee haw!

by jurrasic earl on Mar 19, 2007 8:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Jeff I was impressed, thank you

by The Real Alaska on Mar 19, 2007 9:35 AM EDT reply actions  

   Willy Shake? Never heard of him. What’s his vertical leap? How about his cross-over? Has he got big boys’s three point range? That name sounds like he’s one of those bad-arse dudes out of Rucker ?

by Wilt on Mar 19, 2007 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

“When in the sessions of sweet, silent thought,
I summon up the remembrance of things past”

Larry, Chief, Kevin, DJ, Danny, Bill, Scott, Jerry: wherefore art thou?

by Eeyore III on Mar 19, 2007 9:48 AM EDT reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh…… Sir Rants A-Lot “brings it strong” this morning – very very impressive. (hat tip)

I give you two quotes from Shakespeare (by the way my favorite Shakespeare in college was the play called “Cliff Notes”

King Richard III:

“A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!”. – (Act V, Scene IV).

uhhhh – My kingdom for Durant

“Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe”. – (Act V, Scene III). I will have to try that sometime – if I can find mine.

I still like Kung fu however and my favorite Celtic/Kung fu quote is:

“If a man dwells on the past, then he robs the present. But if a man ignores the past, he may rob the future. The seeds of our destiny are nurtured by the roots of our past.” – Master Po

It was fun to read – thanks Jeff

by Master Po on Mar 19, 2007 9:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Comb the desert!

A hospital! What is it?

Same thing.

by mcpu40 on Mar 19, 2007 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

“How poor are they that have not patience!
What wound did ever heal but by degrees?
Thou know’st we work by wit, and not by witchcraft;
And wit depends on dilatory time.”

Here’s to a title run in 2009!

by lovethecees on Mar 19, 2007 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Excellent post Jeff. Took a lot of thought and very fun to read.

by FLCeltsFan @ CelticsBlog on Mar 19, 2007 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers – Henry V

To the diehard fans who have followed this team throughout the past 20 years. The bond that we share from these lean times will make it all the more special when this team returns to greatness.

Oh..u Jeff..u..just make me cry :’(
 ;)

by Edgar on Mar 19, 2007 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job Jeff. Way to break things up a little bit, and educate us as well!

by Cman on Mar 19, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Very clever, good read. This is going to be a very interesting offseason, I can’t wait. The draft, and possibly trades. I think this is the year a big trade will be made this offseason. We have so many young, good players that have proven they are solid NBA contributors. I would like to keep just about all of them if we could, but it’s just not possible. There’s not enough positions and minutes to go around. We must decide which players are in the nucleus for our future and use the rest to bring in a piece that could fill any weaknesses we have. I think the main players to build around should be Pierce, Jefferson, Green, West, Rondo, and maybe Tony Allen. I really was liking what Tony was doing before he went down. He brought a toughness and swagger to the team that we didn’t seem to have before. As much as I like Perk, Gomes, Telfair, Powe, and even at times Allen Ray, we just don’t have room for them all. I still believe one day Telfair might all of a sudden “get it”, but I don’t know if it will be here in Boston. If we land a top 2 pick, watch out because this team will be for real in the next few years.

by GoGreen17 on Mar 19, 2007 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

A family story, perhaps apocraphyl. An aunt couldnt use her tickets to Lear, gave them to a member of the secretarial staff at her firm. Next day: Q “how was the play” A “You could have told me it wasnt in English.” Unkindest cut?

by TenaciousD on Mar 19, 2007 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

We had to memorize the St. Crispin speach from Henry V when I was in 6th grade. That was my intro to Shakespeare and it grew from there. Henry IV is still my favorite piece because of Hal’s rise from obscurity to prominance…Falstaff’s character remains one of the most diverse written bit parts IMO…

Nice piece…

by BillfromBoston on Mar 19, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Note: Falstaff’s name is a play on Shakespeare’s name. “fall-staff” “shake-spear” – I think it hints that he might have been one of Shakepseare’s favorite characters as well

by Jeff Clark on Mar 19, 2007 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks Jeff interesting. Remember thee – Hamlet, when I first read what you mentioned about Red and DJ I immediately thought of the respect Red had for DJ, it might of been DJ’s night to be honored as a Celtic. Red spoke, but I cannot remember all the words that were said but the look Red gave DJ for his playing days were so appreciated as a Celtic.

by CelticsWin on Mar 19, 2007 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Will Ainge draft the best prospect / athlete / brain type? Or will he take Greg Oden? I’m starting to wonder if he wants to convince us this team is done rebuilding, changing rotation minutes and lineups, and is ready to go now and move unnecessary assets — then Oden is the way to go. We have all the offense and wingmen we need. We do not have all the defense and all the centers we need. Durant would leave us still figuring it out, would mean the departure of Gerald, would mean Pierce has to wait to see how things shake out (he’s no spring chicken). Oden would mean we would have a wonderful, well-defined, frontline and we would finally realize we are a halfcourt team.

by Luke Middleton on Mar 19, 2007 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

The fault dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves that we are underlings – Shakespear – (the question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure)

The answer; this current group of Celtics has shown us they are not!

by The Real Alaska on Mar 19, 2007 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

When will all these troublesome questions and doubts be answered?
“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow”. Macbeth

by Heron on Mar 19, 2007 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

http://myespn.go.com/nba/truehoop

Check out the Monday bullets at the very bottom. If a post gets on TrueHoop, and no one knows it’s on a new site, does it get on TrueHoop at all? Making the cut on the launch day is big time. That’s like getting on blog SportsCenter right? Also, did anyone see the FreeDarko post on Rondo?

by professorperkins on Mar 19, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

“Come writers and critics who prophesize with pen,
then keep your eyes wide the chance won’t come again,
and don’t speak too soon for the wheel’s still in spin,
and there’s no tellin’ who that it’s namin’,
for the loser now will be later to win’
for the times they are a changin’”. Bob Dylan

by Frankie G on Mar 19, 2007 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

The Shakespeare was fun. Thanks from here for giving me, a native Rhode Islander but now an out-of-towner in NY, the chance to read about and comment on the Celtics. I was very down on NBA play in the 90’s, but team play has made resurgence and I’m enjoying the league more.

As I’ve said (optimist always with what we have) To maintain the literary metaphor, I think this team is turning the page to a new enjoyable chapter in their history. I agree that a healthy Wally will play some very useful roles on and off the court for this improving team (let’s hope for a couple of mostly health years for Wally). I’m becoming more convinced we do not need to get a top two pick and that any pick from 1 – 5 will be a big plus (but a one or a two could well add to the Celtics; story/legend and pride).

by SteveZ from Edgemont on Mar 20, 2007 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

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