Caption This - Tommy 'n Perk

by Jeff Clark on Mar 27, 2007 6:55 AM EDT in Boston Celtics Articles

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“there’s a dance involved with Plantar Faciitis”

by Jeff Clark on Mar 27, 2007 8:00 AM EDT reply actions

This is how the tradition is passed on. Also, alot of good advice for a player willing to listen.

by TrueGreen on Mar 27, 2007 8:00 AM EDT reply actions

Only $40 for a half ounce.

by Rainman on Mar 27, 2007 8:03 AM EDT reply actions

“Kendrick, when I retire, I want you to take my place in the booth”

by Jeff Clark on Mar 27, 2007 8:06 AM EDT reply actions

You know what cures Plantar Fasciitis…Running the Ball.

by Mon on Mar 27, 2007 8:08 AM EDT reply actions

Are you sure you don’t want a drink?

by cos on Mar 27, 2007 8:21 AM EDT reply actions

“If I don’t see you crack a smile at one of my corny jokes soon, I’m gonna spill this Irish Car Bomb all over you…”

by newyorkceltics on Mar 27, 2007 8:23 AM EDT reply actions

“So I says to Mable, I says…..”

by PrimusSucks on Mar 27, 2007 8:26 AM EDT reply actions

Tommy “Perk, have you seen that Odem kid play? Man he is good.” Perkins “Yea yea I’ve seen him play.”

by AINGE44 on Mar 27, 2007 8:30 AM EDT reply actions

“… and that’s the time to step on him!”

by reggie35 on Mar 27, 2007 8:31 AM EDT reply actions

“C’mon Perk, you’d drink this much too if you had to announce w/Tanguay.”

“Hey Perk, take a sip or eight. It may loosen you up and then you can hit a shot.” It did wonders for my game.

by TheProphet on Mar 27, 2007 8:34 AM EDT reply actions

“omg just look at this chick”
“no,thanks. Bosh free thrown line. i’ve to learn”

by Darius on Mar 27, 2007 8:35 AM EDT reply actions

russell wouln never wear shorts like this.

by nazzbo on Mar 27, 2007 8:35 AM EDT reply actions

First you sweep the leg THEN “step on the chest”.

by Dickretro on Mar 27, 2007 8:41 AM EDT reply actions

lol^^^ my name has been dubed indecent! :D

by Dickretro on Mar 27, 2007 8:43 AM EDT reply actions

“…and that’s where babies come from, Kendrick. You can’t believe everything Delonte tells you.”

by lurky on Mar 27, 2007 8:46 AM EDT reply actions

“yeah Perk baby I know he doesn’t have the sense God gave a goose, but for right now he is the coach. You gotta hit the juice a bit, chill out and hope he staggers outta here soon. Let me get you a drink – Oh Stewardess!!!!”

by Master Po on Mar 27, 2007 9:22 AM EDT reply actions

You get a Tommy Point!!!!!!!!!

by ntlmenke on Mar 27, 2007 9:22 AM EDT reply actions

You want to be the Enforcer? Why don’t you go enforce one of those refs…

by DavidK on Mar 27, 2007 9:24 AM EDT reply actions

I love Perkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!

by Ancient Red on Mar 27, 2007 9:33 AM EDT reply actions

Maybe we shouldn’t have had those Bean Burritos before the game.

by Pucaccia on Mar 27, 2007 9:35 AM EDT reply actions

“You have beautiful eyes…”

by Michael Anthony on Mar 27, 2007 9:40 AM EDT reply actions

U know Perk…Clifford is good, but im Waayyyyy better ;)

by Edgar on Mar 27, 2007 9:41 AM EDT reply actions

You know what the Red Head in Needham said….

by Wildblu1 on Mar 27, 2007 9:43 AM EDT reply actions

“I’m bringing sexy back”

by Jpow22 on Mar 27, 2007 9:50 AM EDT reply actions

If you want to know the secret to a good rum and coke, Perk, it’s the ratio. During home games I like it at about 9 to 1…

by dobbs on Mar 27, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

I could’t care less about the team struggling. I want to kiss you! YEAH!!!

by Mon on Mar 27, 2007 10:01 AM EDT reply actions

Tommy: "Listen, Perk, I hear what you’re sayin. I hated em too. I still hate little guys, but what you have to understand is this: You don’t have to fight em all. Wipe that smile off your face — I’m serious. Just one, Perk, just one. (takes a swig, leans in knowingly…) You take one little guy out, the rest will stay clear of you. Somebody like Parker, you know that little guy on the Spurs…

Perk: Tony Parker

Tommy: Right. Next time he comes in with that little drive of his, throwin his body around, just a quick ‘Bam!,’ with the elbow, and he’s out. Take your suspensionknowin you’ll play the rest of your days in peace. I did. My second year out. I started to get sick of all these little guys acting like they …

by Hondo to Rondo on Mar 27, 2007 10:08 AM EDT reply actions

“Perk, have you ever been in a…a Turkish prison?”

by CelticsWhat35 on Mar 27, 2007 10:09 AM EDT reply actions

I wish I knew how to quit you.

by lovethecees on Mar 27, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions

“Relax Kendrick. Danny told me that our chance at the first pick is only 25%. That’s only 1 out 4 chance that you lose your starting job next year.”

by Prof. Clutch on Mar 27, 2007 10:12 AM EDT reply actions

“so perk, have you ever seen a grown man naked??”

by bucknersrevenge on Mar 27, 2007 10:31 AM EDT reply actions

“stop sucking”

by ced on Mar 27, 2007 10:34 AM EDT reply actions

This is how the doctors do the prostate test.

by Wide Load on Mar 27, 2007 10:41 AM EDT reply actions

yea, see back in my day perk, we didn’t have to worry about jimmy hats, but lets just leave that between you and me.

by danteramh on Mar 27, 2007 10:50 AM EDT reply actions

“You and Mike are a great team! Me and Wally love watchin’ you guys from the trainers table during the game!”

TOMMY POINT FOR POOOIIIKKK!!!

by birddogg01040 on Mar 27, 2007 10:52 AM EDT reply actions

i stand by what i sed bout KG, and ya kno wat, i dont think you were that good at all tommy.

by wheres rondo? on Mar 27, 2007 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

Would you rather Doc be advising him?

by iowa plowboy on Mar 27, 2007 11:26 AM EDT reply actions

“Do you like movies about gladiators?”

by CelticsWhat35 on Mar 27, 2007 11:30 AM EDT reply actions

“Hey Perk, Got any VODKA for this drink?”

by mcpu40 on Mar 27, 2007 11:33 AM EDT reply actions

“Is that Sebastian Telfair Behind me??”

by mcpu40 on Mar 27, 2007 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

Does this shirt make me look fat?

by mcpu40 on Mar 27, 2007 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

No I will not make out with you…..

by DinoRadjaLives on Mar 27, 2007 11:50 AM EDT reply actions

Nope!…Can’t do it; I just can’t do it!…(Luv them both!)

by BoundingRounder on Mar 27, 2007 12:47 PM EDT reply actions

Did I ever tell you they built a statue of me………….

by Ancient Red on Mar 27, 2007 1:39 PM EDT reply actions

Tommy: Being old is great Perk you can just go pee anywhere you want…even if others are around…I mean I can drink this whole glass and not worry at all!

Perk: But Tommy I gotta go now and I ain’t wearing depends like you!

by Ibleedgreen76 on Mar 27, 2007 1:56 PM EDT reply actions

Tommy to Perk: “50 bucks says I’d beat you in a race”

by LarBrd33 on Mar 27, 2007 1:56 PM EDT reply actions

Tommy: You see Perk, when the little guy tries to get in front of you you’ve got to step on their chests.

Perk:(with confused look) Step on their Chest?

Tommy:(with malicious grin) Yeah, That’ll make em think about getting in your way the next time.

by ManUp on Mar 27, 2007 2:16 PM EDT reply actions

So.. two chili dogs, and some nachos. And get me another chili dog too.

by cool breeze on Mar 27, 2007 3:15 PM EDT reply actions

see perk it wont be so bad comming off the bench for oden next year!u see how comfortable the bench seats are!

by yngbamm on Mar 27, 2007 3:21 PM EDT reply actions

The Red Head from Needham, has a sister I want you to meet.

by Little D on Mar 27, 2007 3:39 PM EDT reply actions

It’s a great picture. I just hope their is a lot more of this going on behind the scene.

by Little D on Mar 27, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions

“remember Tonya Harding Perk? ok, so this is how we take Doc out..”

by havlicekstoletheball on Mar 27, 2007 5:01 PM EDT reply actions

You are all having way to much fun with a legend! I didn’t know we had gone back to grade school.

by richardlight86 on Mar 27, 2007 9:18 PM EDT reply actions

Tell you what Perk. If Doc new how to coach, then you guys would not be this bad!!

by wbones1 on Mar 27, 2007 10:34 PM EDT reply actions

Yup, only five Guiness before AND afer each game and you could be like me one day. nd would you plase hurt the next guythat takes out Pierce?? In my day……..

by sexyscottish on Mar 27, 2007 10:37 PM EDT reply actions

There’s nothin like a good hook shot.

by Jarrin John on Mar 27, 2007 11:04 PM EDT reply actions

“perk, you’re dumber and more ugly than tanguay, but you’ve got CHARISMA BABY!!!”

by waahng on Mar 27, 2007 11:07 PM EDT reply actions

“Just don’t hang out with The Kandi Man outside of practice & games and you will be fine”….“crap, speaking of Kandi, I musta grabbed his drink, this isn’t coke, it smells like straight Hennessey”

by BonK on Mar 28, 2007 12:55 PM EDT reply actions