Master PO's To Do List For Danny
by Master Po on May 21, 2007 3:56 PM EDT
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Print10.) Call Bill Russell and say â€" “you available next year for the Lottery â€" that unlucky stinking Tommy blew it!â€
9.) Check out available seats on the next flight to China.
8.) Refine spin speech about how deep this draft really is this year.
7.) Send a book to Wyc entitled “Conspiracies in the NBAâ€
6.) Ask Perk if he has ever seen the movie “The Godfather†and does he know where David Stern lives
5.) Order Doc the complete set of “Coach Better Basketball†DVD’s.
4.) Call Season Ticket Holders and tell them you are personally available for Lawn Mowing and other home projects â€" just call 1-800-Save-Danny
3.) Call Paul Pierce and tell him Antoine Walker may be available and they can shoot all the three’s they want next season.
2.)Â Â Â Ask Scali if the baby needs him home next season and that you will grant him permission to take as long as he needs to stay home and nurse.
And the number one thing on Danny’s list if the ball bounce wrong!!!!!
1.)Â Â Â Call Kevin, Larry or John Mellenkamp and ask about the cost of splitting a big bag of weed.
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Man this board has gone wacko. All the front page posts and forum topics are crazy ramblings about the draft. The energy is building!
by orrzor on May 21, 2007 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
Po, you are deliciously crazy…Watch out for Doctors, i.e. Pharmacologists…HaHaHaHa!…Nicely thought out…“And where do we go from here/ keep on singin’ bout that blue jean, baby-queen” etc., etc., etc…
by BoundingRounder on May 21, 2007 5:30 PM EDT reply actions
What about getting the Celtics to play 2-3 home games per season at the Gopher Hollow Sanatorium Memorial Arena. After all, they used to play a couple of home games in Providence. It would certainly provide the Gopher Hollow community with welcome funds.
by Celtsfansince55 on May 21, 2007 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
11. Immediately call Portland and offer the pick for their third string point guard.
by halfman/halfoyster on May 21, 2007 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
If the ping pong balls fall wrong, Danny needs to hone up on his skills if he ever wants to be considered anything close to a draft guru again. This will be the time for him to do his “homework”. Last year he did his impersonation of Mother Hen and laid an egg; hoping the ping pong balls bail him (and all of us) out this year.
by bceltfan on May 21, 2007 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
that number 10 gotta get off the list !!!! think of something else. TOMMY is GOD, he is the father of the Celtics no matter what !!!!
by LD42 on May 22, 2007 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
I can’t recall ever having been made this aware of impending disappointment!
by moskqq on May 22, 2007 6:35 AM EDT reply actions
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