The Lobster Roll: Issue 1

So the preseason is about to get underway for D-League and we at Celtics Blog are taking this fantastic opportunity to roll out a (hopefully) weekly column on the newly established Maine Red Claws. Welcome to the inaugural edition of "The Lobster Roll".
You might be wondering: "Why are you writing about a D-League team?" Well I am glad you asked, champ. There are two reasons why we care about this now.
Number one, this is the Celtics’ D-League team, so once they get going it is highly probable some of our younger players could be seeing some time there. Right now Bill Walker is the only one officially assigned to the D-League, but JR Giddens, and Lester Hudson are also both eligible to be sent to play for the Red Claws. As the season progresses and the rotation completely shakes out, there is a good chance that all of our youngsters could see some floor time up in Portland.
The second reason the Red Claws matter is because they are in fact based in
via www.portlandexpositionbuilding.com
Now, the Red Claws are going to play home games right here in New England, playing out of the Portland Exposition Building (above) which is apparently called "The Expo". This presents a unique opportunity for those who cannot afford the substantial cost of going to see a Celtics game, but who still want to see professionals play a beautiful game, and maybe do some scouting of their own of those players Danny Ainge has anointed as the Great Green Hopes.
So what’s the deal with these Red Claws? Well son, lets start at the top.
OWNERSHIP
The Red Claws are, like the Celtics, owned not by a man, but by a group. Their "Wyc" is a man named William J Ryan Jr. (the Jr. is important, William J Ryan Sr. is also in the ownership group). "WJR-Junior", as his friends call him, is a pretty big guy around
Their "Danny", or President and General Manager, is a guy named Jon Jennings. Jon has literally been everywhere. The guy was an assistant coach when the original "Big 3" were still players for the C’s. He got his start in basketball as a student assistant under Bob Knight at
COACHING
The head coach may not be a former Boston Celtic, but he’s pretty much family (nuh-yuk, nuh-yuk). Austin Ainge, age 27, was hired this summer to man the wheel of the ship called Red Claws. Prior to that, he was a scout and one of his biggest duties was to monitor the development of Celtics players assigned to the D-League, like Bill Walker and JR Giddens.
Before joining the Celtics he was an assistant coach for Southern Utah University under former NBA assistant coach and BYU coach Roger Reid.
The two assistant coaches of the Red Claws both have an awfully high pedigree. One, Randy Livingston, is a former NBA player but among basketball nerds (like yours truly) he’s known as the man most deserving of a call up to ever play in the NBA Developmental League. He was the NBA D-League MVP in 2006-2007 and has previously been an assistant coach for the Idaho Stampede, also in the D-League.
The second assistant coach Mike Procopio. While probably less well known than either Ainge or Livingston, he might have the most formidable resume of the three. Previously he was (I can’t verify if he still is) the Director of Basketball Operations for Attack Athletics in
Mike (Procopio) has personally worked to help improve the skills of the likes of Dwayne Wade, Paul Pierce, Devin Harris, Mike Finley, and some guy named Kobe Bryant. (link).
MASCOT!
Everyone, meet Crusher. Crusher, meet everyone. Pretty ripped for a lobster, huh? He must work out.
WHAT TO EXPECT
"This is the fun part," he said Friday. "Coaching the team is what you do this for. We're going to have a good team. We have good players, and right now on paper it looks like we can compete with everybody. It's exciting."
"We'll have a very competitive training camp," said General Manager Jon Jennings. "With a brand-new team, we have no preconceived notions of any player. Guys have to earn their spot. The opportunity is there and up to them now."
Tune in next week for the Full On Roster Preview EXTRAVAGANZA!
Note: Special thanks to CelticsBlog.com user 'FatKidsDad", as he provided us with the picture of the EPIC Lobster Roll for the banner. Tommy Points.
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Nicely done, IP...
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by Roy_Hobbs on Nov 22, 2009 2:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Way to go IP
I look forward to seeing updates from the D-league, and I expect we’ll see some of our other guys other than Bill Walker being sent down there for some time (lookin’ at you Lester.)
Just one note, when I first opened up celticsblog right now, I was immediately negatively struck at the “Lobster Roll” image heading the page. At first glance the green lettering over the image makes it look like a lobster roll with slimey green liquid or rotting lobster meat in it. After I looked closer I see it may be that lettuce is poking out from the sides of the letters.
I dunno, I know were trying to keep the celtics green theme in there, but maybe some better placement of the letters wouldn’t make this look like something gross from first glance.
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by Prof. Clutch on Nov 22, 2009 2:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Noted.
I honestly love the banner, but I see what you’re saying. It is as they say…a work in progress.
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by indeedproceed on Nov 22, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
im not goona lie
the lobster roll actaully caught my attention, its lunch time and it looks quite delicious.
pointless comment sorry
by true_lakerfan on Nov 23, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That lobster roll's been out in the sun too long!
Thanks for the update – great work! But I’ve gotta say I had the same reaction as prof. Clutch. All that green on that lobster roll reminds me a little too much that nearly did me in on the Cape a few years ago.
by Sophomore on Nov 22, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Lobster roll pic
I also felt a little gross when I first saw the picture with the green in the meat, it looked like something was dripping. But after I got used to it and looked harder, it looked delicious and made me hungry. May I suggest moving the word “Roll” out of the center of the meat and putting it underneath the roll itself, so “The Lobster” goes over the roll, and “ROLL” is underneath, maybe have all the words curved, then in the center of the picture is an unobstructed view of the delicious meat. Perfect title for the segment though.
by dooyork on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet!
I was really hoping to get home and catch a game at Christmastime, but it isn’t looking good. Thanks for covering what may become my second favorite team!
by Thruthelookingglass on Nov 22, 2009 2:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, IP
I am also hoping to get to a game (after the snow melts, ha ha). It is about time we had a “local” developmental league team!
by thirstyboots18 on Nov 22, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I should be feeling bad for Lobstah fisherman, however...
this summer/fall was the best (see cheapest) ever for twin lobster lunches and dinners everywhere. I was having ’em pretty much, all of the time, sometimes, even as appetizers for another meal.
by TitleMaster on Nov 22, 2009 7:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
mmmm....Lobster
Good stuff IP. Exciting to have the team in Portland (love that place).
I’m trying to work on a sidebar where you make your selection of the week…The Pick & (lobster) Roll maybe?
there are untapped puns here!
by redzdeadbabyredzdead on Nov 22, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The schedule I have
Shows 11/27 as the season opener at Sioux Falls, with the home opener on 12/4 vs. Springfield.
by KJ33 on Nov 22, 2009 8:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
you’re right. The Season opener is 11/27, the home opener is 12/4
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by indeedproceed on Nov 22, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
great stuff IP
I’m bumping this up this morning for anyone that might have missed it over the weekend
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by Jeff Clark on Nov 23, 2009 7:39 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
A long time resident of Maine / The Expo
I grew up in South Portland and ran track every winter from middle school through high school in the Expo. We had banked wooden corners that def. should have broken when we ran on them and it was a crazy atmosphere. Really, really loud acoustics and I can only imagine what that place will be like when athletic basketball players take over. The Expo used to host state tourneys for bball every other year, but this will be different.
By the way: when I ran track in college, there were no wooden banked corners and the smell of nachos on every corner.
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by jontookem on Nov 23, 2009 7:57 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
The expo is hardcore
Running track there was no joke as the south portland person said. I remember there would be wipeouts in every other race because of the ramps and tight turns. Plus the smell of pizza and other foods was sickening.
Although it’s half the size of the civic center, I think it’s the better choice for this team and they’ve really put some money into it. It really compliments Hadlock field next door now. Only problem about this location is that there isn’t much around it to do before or after the game unless you wanna go buy some crack across the street. That’s one advantage the civic center has over the expo, the downtown restaurants and bars.
by grittys457 on Nov 23, 2009 10:07 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Lobster Roll Pic
Now I’m hungry!! grin
by BleedinGreen417 on Nov 23, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm ready
Great read, IP. There’s a trip to Portland in my future.
by FatKidsDad on Nov 23, 2009 9:29 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Pizza Villa
Right up the road from The Expo is Pizza Villa. It’s a nice little bar/pizza joint that is within walking distance of the Expo.
While it is much smaller than the Civic Center, I think grittys is right: a smaller, louder place will be idea. Can’t wait to drive up and see a game!
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by jontookem on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, pizza villa is good. Also the Dogfish Cafe is really good and is across the street from the Villa. If you make it here for a game and you want to eat near the Expo, eat there.
by grittys457 on Nov 23, 2009 11:10 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
If I get laid off soon
I can be a full time roadie for the Maine Red Claws…..
Yee Haw!
Keep those lobstah rolls fresh for me.
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by QuinielaBox on Nov 23, 2009 1:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks indeedproceed -- great feature!
This is a good idea — I’m planning on driving up for a couple of games, and it’s good to get some background. Looking forward to more!
by Hal Jordan on Nov 23, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I wrote a postgame account after last night’s preseason game. I’m a season-ticket holder and I’ll be courtside at almost every home game, so expect a lot of posts with good pictures.
by JFoss on Nov 24, 2009 7:11 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think we should bring Crusher down to Boston, i honestly think he’s a pretty sick mascot.
by jesse_stoneham on Nov 30, 2009 4:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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