New Celtics Introduced

by Jeff Clark on Feb 19, 2009 9:03 PM EST in Humor

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At today's press conference, Ainge beamed over the acquisitions of Heavily Protected 2nd Round Pick and Another Heavily Protected Second Round Pick (no relation).

"We're going to miss Sam and that other guy, and Cash Considerations was a great locker room presence, but we are very excited about the upside of these two [Pick and Pick]."

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Funny.

by wondahbap on Feb 19, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions

Can’t wait to see that sweet jumper from Another Heavily Protected Second Round Pick in action. I doubt Heavily Protected 2nd Round Pick contributes much this season, but it adds some depth.

by cordobes on Feb 19, 2009 9:08 PM EST reply actions

Rockin that photoshop jefe

When Perk was asked what he thought of Howard winning the gold medal this summer, he responded: "What’s his impression of me after I won a ring?"

by Green17 on Feb 19, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions

Heavily Protected 2nd Round Pick

Look out Scalabrine, I see a new fan fav.

by rjstaines on Feb 19, 2009 9:15 PM EST reply actions

lakers are so scared

am sure the lakers are now looking for ways to beat our 2 new picks…… ;)

by celtpinoy on Feb 19, 2009 9:15 PM EST reply actions

Very Clever

Hat Tip Sir Rants

Is it Soup Yet?

by Master Po on Feb 19, 2009 9:16 PM EST reply actions

Nice Jeff

well played sir

God bless and good night!

by BrickJames on Feb 19, 2009 9:18 PM EST reply actions

Very well played

funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this blog, good job Jeff.

by Greg on Feb 19, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions

Thirded

-sw

Manuel Aristides Ramirez is the greatest hitter I've ever seen.

by Steve Weinman on Feb 19, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions

+1

by Brendan on Feb 19, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions

I’m confident that HP will put out significantly more effort, with more skill, than the late, not so great Paddy O’Blount.

by CoachBo on Feb 19, 2009 9:32 PM EST reply actions

Couldn't resist a parting shot, huh, Coach?

Truth be told, I would have felt an emptiness if this whole day had passed without one from ya (time to check back on a couple of other posts to make sure I didn’t miss any). :-D

-sw

Manuel Aristides Ramirez is the greatest hitter I've ever seen.

by Steve Weinman on Feb 19, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions