Caption This - Sheed 'n' Friends

by Jeff Clark on Jul 10, 2009 12:32 PM EDT in Humor

Best caption gets a ~~Tommy Point~~ technical foul.

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“and that people, is how we will get banners 18 and 19…”

by radiohead on Jul 10, 2009 12:35 PM EDT reply actions

Starting lineup for the ’02 All-Star team

by bballdog384 on Jul 10, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions

haaha

by driz on Jul 10, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions

rasheed is telling ainge....

you wish you had hair like me!

by rayallen_35_24 on Jul 10, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

"Where is Grant Hill"

…. coming soon hopefully.

by Mike-Dub on Jul 10, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

"Where is Grant HIll?"*

by Mike-Dub on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions

"... and I was thinking, with Rondo and Marbury... hey, where is Steph?... Danny?"

(Mike, when I came to make a comment, I found you already had something in a similar vein. But I thought I’d toss mine in anyways.)

by no kidding on Jul 10, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Sheed: “Danny, you didn’t tell me everyone was going to be this well dressed. Dam shouldn’t have worn jeans”.

by WBrownTrophy on Jul 10, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

“Down with the kings.”

by P2 on Jul 10, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

"so Danny told me: if you come here, KG will give you an extra $1.5mil on the side, AND you guys can live at his compound in Concord."

by ssspence on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 PM EDT reply actions

Danny, between me and perkins, man, you’d better take up with some yoga or somethin’…

by JunkyardDawg on Jul 10, 2009 12:44 PM EDT reply actions

No caption

But does anyone else think “Ringo Starr” when you look at Wallace in that picture?

by Casperian on Jul 10, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions

Silent but deadly

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Danny is the culprit, just look at his face…
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Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

by mcpu40 on Jul 10, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions

reporter: "who's the backup plan if Grant Hill doesn't sign?"

Sheed (Looking at Ainge): “Why Danny of course!”

by hpantazo on Jul 10, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions

yahoo is reporting that...

Hill’s staying in phoenix, this isn’t a capiton for the picture just sad news

by PerfectStorm on Jul 10, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions

No, it isn't sad news

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk

by mcpu40 on Jul 10, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions

LINK PLEASE!!!

by Mike-Dub on Jul 10, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions

found it.

by Mike-Dub on Jul 10, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions

Danny also promised me that at each game my daughter could be a cheerleader or assistant coach, whatever she was feeling that day. Right Danny??

by footey on Jul 10, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions

Sheed reminds Danny...

“Tell the media what you promised me last week…I will replace Doc, and be a player/coach in 2011-2012.”

by Title 18 on Jul 10, 2009 1:03 PM EDT reply actions

Confucius offer...

“Okay, fellows, for the last time. Look at my hand again. Repeat after me. As of today it’s the Big FOUR. Got It!!!”

by charlie chan on Jul 10, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions

Good one!

by Surferdad on Jul 10, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions

Sheed says :

“Grant Hill, you’re going to regret not signing with us. I guaransheed it!”

Big Three & Danny in chorus : “BALL DON’T LIE”!! (laughs)

by Drucci on Jul 10, 2009 1:07 PM EDT reply actions

LMAO

by cordialb on Jul 10, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions

except grant hill wont regret not signing here

he doesnt care about winning

by orr on Jul 10, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions

DANNY: What we really like about Rasheed was that his new haircut covers his bald spot.
SHEED: What’d you say?!?

by YouveBeenPierced on Jul 10, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions

I like how

DA corrected Sheed about the team’s defensive ranking the past few years.

"Do you know that nonbelievers create the most positive energy?" Davis said

by Birdbrain on Jul 10, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions

“We would like to introduce 2 new additions to the Boston Celtics: Mr. Wallace and to his left Tony Allen’s replacement”

by angryguy77 on Jul 10, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions

Glad you dressed up for the occasion, Sheed.

by The Real Large James 2 on Jul 10, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t have a caption. I just wish I could get in a time machine, go back to the year 2005, and show myself this picture.

by 44Thrilla on Jul 10, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions

I like this one best.

by no kidding on Jul 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions

Danny: “We told Sheed he’d be starting in order to get him to sign. Now that we have him locked in I can say that he will be coming off the bench.”
Sheed: “Wait… Wha???”

by richtrader on Jul 10, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions

...

“This cat danny’s so white, he needs sunscreen to watch tv.”

by stevenfuzz on Jul 10, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions

We Are the 4 Best Friends Anybody Could Have

Gotta love the hang over.

by Evantime34 on Jul 10, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions

Sheed to Danny

“Just don’t make me throw a towel in your face”

Is it Soup Yet?

by Master Po on Jul 10, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions

Rasheed to Reporter and Ainge

“I’m not in Boston because the Big Three came for tea. I’m here because I heard Mormons grow the best weed.”

by hankfinkel on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions

"Danny, I'm telling you, the mic don't lie!" -Rasheed

by TomHamilton30 on Jul 10, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions

Danny, when you facilitated my trade from ATL to Detroit that enabled me to get a ring, I thought ‘Damn, Danny’s the dumbest GM in the league’. Now, Mr. Ainge, I realize that you were just doing me a solid so that I’d sign with your team 6 years later. You da man, Danny!

by libermaniac on Jul 10, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions

Sheed, “Yo danny, i know House just broke your record but i’m gonna scorch both ya’ll this year. BALL DONT LIE!”

by jesse_stoneham on Jul 10, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions

"Hey Danny! Did you really bite Tree Rollins?"

by a tommy point on Jul 10, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions

"They think I'm coming and gonna settle for coming off the bench"

Don't Trade Rondo or Perk!

by RJ87 on Jul 10, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions

"Bye Bye Lakers"

18,19,20…….

by star18 on Jul 10, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions

You better believe it

KG and Ray swore they’d do braids if I came to Boston.

by Celtsfansince55 on Jul 10, 2009 5:42 PM EDT reply actions

Caption

“And my daughter is very excited to hang out with Eddie House’s kid and make fun of Pau Gasol with him.”

by mikeford on Jul 10, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions

$#@**&$$#, was that the mormon translation?

by nazzbo on Jul 10, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions

I thought all of us were supposed to look into the camera?

by markgent on Jul 10, 2009 6:09 PM EDT reply actions

"and you guys thought Rondo had a bad attitude last year dealing with these dudes, just wait to see how he acts next year

by wahz on Jul 10, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions

Very funny… a freakin’ whoopie cushion, man???

by BrianY on Jul 10, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions

Don't let your kids read this one

“Yo, Danny, smell my finger… No, seriously, smell my finger. These Boston white girls are craaazy!”

Lighten up. It’s Friday!!!

by Ritzybeanboy on Jul 10, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions

“Hope you got your nitroglycerine ready for this season”

by SayHello2MyRaefLaFrentz on Jul 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions

WE ARE NOW THE BIG 4!

by Q Special on Jul 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions

Rasheed says ...

FOUR (4) rings … that’s what I’ll end up with when all is said and done with my basketball career! That’s my prediction.

by TheGreenThumb on Jul 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions

And the Big 3 respond ...

with ALL smiltes!

by TheGreenThumb on Jul 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions

'sheed is saying

“Where’s Perk at? If we all leave now for Orlando, we can rack up a few Ts with the summer league refs and get a head start.”

by TheLegendaryClub on Jul 10, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions

Forget About The Caption

Got great vibes from this press conference. Sheed really seems to be happy about being here. It was great that his family was included. And it was great that KG, Paul and Ray were there. This doesn’t happen on other teams. If Eddie LaCerte wasn’t there KG and Sheed would probably have gone one on one when everyone left. Eddie must have implanted a GSP device in KG during his surgery to keep track of him and make sure he doesn’t do anything he’s not supposed to do.

"I don't come to play, I come to WIN"--Larry Bird
"Criminally Negligent Officiating"--Tommy Heinsohn

by TrueGreen on Jul 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions