As a big fan of Shakespeare, I have to share this post from Sactown Royalty.  This is just the first two stanzas.  Enjoy.

SLAMLET: To D, or not to D--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The layups and slam dunks of our opponents
Or to take arms against a sea of stat padders
And by opposing end them.

To roll over on defense, to cave--
No more--and by Elie to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand embarrassments
That weak defense is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.

Read the rest here.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.