Scalabrine Time!

by Leprachaun in da hood on Jun 16, 2010 2:38 AM EDT

We saved his legs through the other series' but now it is time to unleash the beast. Would love to see the look on Poophole gasshole when Scal steps up to the plate and hammers him down with 6 GOOD HARD FOULS! Andrew (gimmie a shot of the morphine and i will play today, Phil J) Bynum will be very disobedient to his dark overlord when he sees Scal has gotten his PT in the NBA finals, what to mention if he actually has one of those fancy finals patches sewn on the front of his jersey call my china town washing women from the combat zone and have them do the work double time! Foul them HARD!!! take a que from D. Howard when the going got tough for him he started throwing out elbows then he slam dunked pierce and Rondo on the floor and went off scott-free. If anyone can bring the pain it is Danny Ainges own 44 cash money Scalabrine the man who makes 3.5 million to score 1.8 points a game during the 15 games he plays a season.

Celtics Brian Scalabrine talks trash after NBA Title Win (via ebonygentleman79)

he time has come to put Sasha Vaginacheck in check with a couple a' hard elbows to the jaw. We have 48 minutes left in the season lets pull out the big guns and BRING THE PAIN!!!!

Brian Scalabrine - "Scal Says" (Lebron James Diss Track) (via Habib24202)

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Perk is hurt who are we going with for 12th man?

Sheldon

10 votes

Marquis

6 votes

Finley

9 votes

Brian Scalabrine (providing the washing women get that gold finals emblem sewn on his jersey)

36 votes

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Is this a joke?

Are you really serious about this post? Scalabrine? He’ll get some PT when you see Adam Morrison and his sidekick counterpart DJ Mbenga on the floor during 4th quarter mop-up play. Here’s the line-up with 5:00 mins. left in the 4th on Thursday night:

Lakers: Farmar, Vujacic, Powell, Mbenga, Morrison

Celtics: Daniels, Robinson, Scalabrine, Williams, Tyronn Lue

Yes, Celtic fans, Tyronn Lue. Former Laker and collector of 2 Shaq-era rings. (In case you don’t know who Tyronn is, just look behind your head coach and you’ll see him directly in the camera’s lens) To add insult to injury, he’ll take off that suit and participate in scrub play.

by jedkni on Jun 16, 2010 2:48 AM EDT reply actions

when KG sits down on the bench it is next to 3 future Hall of Fame players; Ray, the Truth and Rondo. When Kobe sits on the bench I see a wierd looking guy who has a very disgusting goatee with taco bell crumbs in it. Who is that guy? he is not wearing a jersey and he looks like a vagrant whom would be arrested on any Norther California street corner.

by Leprachaun in da hood on Jun 16, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Three HOF players, huh!!?? Hmmm . . . . let’s think about it:

Ray Allen: Spent most of his career in Seattle & Milwaukee; not really a true “Celtic”
Garnett: Spent most of his career in Minnesota; not really a true “Celtic”
Rondo: Will NOT be in the HOF because he can’t hit a jump shot beyond 12 feet and can’t make a free throw
Pierce: the only “true Celtic” who’s really a Laker fan in disguise

by jedkni on Jun 16, 2010 1:04 PM EDT reply actions

Can't wait to watch the press interview Scal after we win!

Perk just has a sprained knee I am sure he will play through the pain which will fuel his anger and aggression. Maybe he can have Bynums doc write him a perscription for the horse tranquilizer he has been taking.

by Leprachaun in da hood on Jun 16, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions