LeBron and Wade didn't happen. Here's what did happen according to Posting & Toasting.
Amar'e Stoudemire was signed to a maximum contract. David Lee was signed and traded for Randolph, Azubuike, and Turiaf. Raymond Felton, Roger Mason, and Timofey Mozgov were acquired. Memories of Chris Duhon and Al Harrington were erased via Neuralyzer. The possibility of Isiah Thomas returning moved us all to the brink of insanity.
Also, gere's what some other bloggers think.