"HO HO HO" says not only jolly St. Nick,
But also those guys who can set a pick.
For, at last, early today we did learn,
Somehow the players are getting along with Stern.
On Durant, On Garnett, On Kobe, On Wade,
Finally you guys are gonna get paid.
Christmas will come this year, make no other plans,
Let's see these guys give their all for the NBA fans.
When I say "Ubuntu," you know what I mean,
Of course, I am thinking, "Go Green, Go Green!"