Erik Spolestra has not produced a birth certificate to prove he is old enough to coach an NBA team. We all know that LeBron makes all the calls in the locker-room which is why laughing bot spoelstra always has that look on his face dumbfounded by why he is coaching a professorial team. This guy will have no champagne unless he produces a valid form of ID. Who is he? Pat Reilly only knows, perhaps he was created in a petri dish in a labratory up in Boca Raton. Another interesting side note is how LeBrons Mom continues to get arrested and garners more publicity than her son's team, with all that publicity she should run for Governor of Florida I am sure Delonte would not mind staying at the governors mansion everytime he comes to town and puts a whoopin on the miami cHeat.