I Will Not Shoot Jumpers, Rondo I Am

This is not a picture of Rondo. This is a picture of my son Logan, to whom this post is dedicated to. Hopefully he'll be a big Rondo fan in the coming years.

I am Rondo

I am Rondo
Rondo I am

Do you like to shoot jumpers Rondo I am?

I do not like them, Rondo I am
I do not like shooting jumpers, I like to blow past my man

Would you like shooting them here or there?

I would not like shooting them here or there
I would not like shooting them anywhere
I do not like shooting jumpers, I like to blow past my man
I do not like shooting jumpers, Rondo I am

Would you like them in TD Garden, would you shoot them over James Harden?

I would not shoot them in TD Garden
I would not shoot them over James Harden
I do not like shooting jumpers, I like to blow past my man
I do not like shooting jumpers, Rondo I am

Would you shoot them in a box, would you shoot them with Rick Fox?

Not in a box
Not with Rick Fox
Not in TD Garden
Not over James Harden
I do not like shooting jumpers, I like to blow past my man
I do not like shooting jumpers, Rondo I am

Would you, could you
Just for fun
Shoot them, shoot them!
Like a gun

I would not, could not
Just for fun

You may like them
You will see
You may like them
Maybe a three?

Not for three
I would not, could not for three
I won't shoot them, just let me be!

I do not like them in a box
I do not like them with Rick Fox
I do not like them in TD Garden
I do not like them over James Harden
I do not like them here, there
I do not like them anywhere

Would you like them in the sunny weather?
Would you like them in the Staples Center?

I would not, could not in sunny weather
I will not shoot them in the Staples Center
I will not like them in a box
I will not like them with Rick Fox
will not like them in TD Garden
will not like them over James Harden
will not like them here, there
will not like them anywhere

I do not like them, Rondo I am
I do not like shooting jumpers, I like to blow past my man

You do not like them
SO you say
Try them! Try them!
And you may
Try them and you may I say

If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like shooting jumpers
I do, I like them Rondo I am
I would shoot them for a three
I would shoot them in MSG
I would shoot them for a two
I would shoot them right over you
And over Rose, and over Paul
I would shoot them up and down the hall

So I will shoot them in a box
And I will shoot them with Rick Fox
And I will shoot them in TD Garden
And I will shoot them over James Harden
And I will shoot them here, there
And I will shoot them ANYWHERE

I do like shooting jumpers, Rondo I am
And I will shoot them, and STILL blow by my man.

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