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NBA All-Around Mock Draft

HrThis is a spinoff of ESPN's Ultimate Mock Draft. We will include both NBA players and random celebrities... Top 10 teams according to the draft will be written about. The rest will come soon.

Bobcats- LeBron James- There's no question that Michael Jordan will want the top player in the league on his team. Maybe they can actually win 10 games now... and their people will start yelling, "BOBBBBBCAAATTTSSSS BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL".

Wizards- Barack Obama- When your located in D.C., you want to have a powerful guy with you. Obama is pretty powerful in the U.S. if you ask me. He will invite you to the White House even after you win 15 games.

Hornets- Bomani Jones- New Orleans is an interesting area and Bomani Jones is an interesting man. Quality fit.

Kings- Kardashian Sisters- If your team is located in California, why not go for the Kardashians? Heck, Lamar Odom may even sign with the team...Who knows!

Cavs- Dwight Howard- Dwight is complaining about Stan Van Gundy, so why not send him to the Cavs? I don't even know who their coach is... Dwight will just eat him.

Raptors- Brodie Smith- Smith is a ultimate frisbee trick shoter/pro ultimate frisbee player. Toronto is one of the more boring places in the NBA, so maybe Brodie can excite it up.

Trail Blazers- Marc Savard- Everyone on the Blazers get hurt and Savard (Go Bruins!) is most likely done for his career in the NHL so maybe he could make a quality .2% minority owner.

Jazz- Marisa Miller- The Jazz would start selling out...every game...by every guy in Utah...for ever...

Pistons- Rajon Rondo- The Celtics almost traded Rajon Rondo to the Pistons a couple years ago (HA!) so they want him and we all know it.

Hornets- Megan Fox- Self-said.

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