Hey Chris Paul, I wanted to reach you and don't know how, so I'm hoping you will read this somehow. Anyway, here's my perfect solution to the big Celtics-Cippers problem, which should make you and all involved very happy. But I think you may need to get the ball rolling to make this all happen.
#1) Chris Paul continues to express displeasure with the Clippers for the Doc fiasco. In fact, Chris Paul lets it be known that he's no longer committed to the Clippers and is entertaining leaving for another team, and especially wants to play for Doc Rivers.
#3) That's it! Make the deal.
The Celtics are happy because, duh, they get Chris Paul. Doc, KG, and Pierce all stay and they're reinvigorated for another championship run. Once the KG and Pierce era finally ends, we have Chris Paul and Doc on board with Jeff Green, Avery Bradley, and Sully, etc, to help attract free agents and make the rebuilding process a quick one.
The Clippers are happy because they don't lose Chris Paul for nothing. In fact, they get Rondo, an all star point guard on a cheap contract (perfect for the cheapo Clippers), and a quality backup for Griffin in Bass.
Done and done. Do it, CP3 and Danny. Go Celtics.