As expected Michael Jordan's pending divorce is going to cost him. I've been in the adult world for 3 or 7 years now, depending upon your opinion of college. And there are some things I have never quite learned. For example the social stigma of drinking alone does not change my behavior. Divorce settlements fall into the category of things that escape me. Why does marrying someone give you access to half of his or her wealth? Long story short MJ is kind of screwed.