That's the most creative post title I could come up with and I'm not proud of it. In fact it does not even make sense. Of course the bigger story is, as Marc Spears reported, Sam Cassell is no longer a Clipper. Check out ClipperSteve's take on the departure over on Clips Nation and know that somewhere Bill Simmons is smiling. From his Western Conference Preview:
"The game in March or April after they buy out Sam Cassell (and you know it's coming), followed by Sam returning with his new team, dropping 25 on the Clips and performing the Testicle Dance for the crowd." - Bill Simmons
Simmons also predicted that Cassell would get bought out and join his buddy KG in Boston. I couldn't find the reference and it has not officially happened. But still...