Hey all you tech savvy Celtics fans with web experience, here's your chance to work shoulder to shoulder with Danny Ainge on trades and stuff. Ok, maybe you won't be consulted on personel moves, but at least you'll be paid hansomely. Ok, chances are the pay won't be anything great, but if you are nice, they might let you touch the 17th banner. Regardless, you have to at least apply for this job, because if you get it, then you can be my inside guy and email me tips about what colleges Ainge is scouting at and when McHale drops by to pick Danny up for a round of golf. I don't ask much, just email me 5 minutes before the AP gets a story so I can be the first with breaking news. I need more spies! Apply now!