As a big fan of Shakespeare, I have to share this post from Sactown Royalty. This is just the first two stanzas. Enjoy.
SLAMLET: To D, or not to D--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The layups and slam dunks of our opponents
Or to take arms against a sea of stat padders
And by opposing end them.
To roll over on defense, to cave--
No more--and by Elie to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand embarrassments
That weak defense is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.