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Brandon Bass in no passing zone - BostonHerald.com
If you were among the 18,624 at TD Garden last night, consider yourself fortunate. You got to see one-third of Brandon Bass' assists for the 2011-12 season.
Cue the laugh track, eh?
Commence with the No Pass Bass humor.
"We told him he was threatening Yinka," said Celtics [team stats] coach Doc Rivers, chuckling loudly as he dredged up the late 7-footer Yinka Dare and his four total assists in four NBA seasons from 1994-98.
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