Apparently the reason that Fab Melo was called up was because D-League assignment players have to be treated by the parent club when they have an injury. This injury was caused by Fab Melo walking into a doorframe. No really. I can sympathize as I've walked into many a door in my time, but never hard enough to get a concussion. Then again, I'm not a 7 foot goofball.
Celtics coach Doc Rivers said Wednesday that Melo has some clumsy tendencies. "What did you have, 'Manny being Manny'?" said Rivers. "In five years, when Fab's playing terrific for us here, we're going to have some 'Fab being Fab' moments. It just took kind of a head start."