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Before this season, I never realized how oddly quotable Kyrie Irving can be. From being “reality based” to “very much woke,” he’s delivered some wonderful one-liners and some head scratching soliloquies.
His latest is actually a quote from Theodore Roosevelt:
Kyrie Irving with a wisdom bomb: "Man, comparison's a thief of joy."
— Jay King (@ByJayKing) November 29, 2017
He was asked if he could have made all the same passes last year or before.
Went on to say, "It's kind of hard to compare it because I feel like my role was probably a little different last year in Cleveland"
It occurred to me that part of the fun of Kyrie is that he inserts seemingly incongruent words into phrases that oddly fit together like a lovely mosaic.
Put another way, some of his quotes sometimes sound like Mad Libs.
So for fun, I thought I’d create my own Mad Libs from a sampling of his quotes. Feel free to try this at home.
Step 1: Ask someone to give you words to fill in the following blanks.
- noun - occupation
- verb
- noun - person or people
- noun - person or people
- verb
- noun - something woke sounding
- verb - negative connotation
- noun - person or people
- noun - place or location
- proper name
- verb
- verb
- adjective
Step 2: Fill in the words below. Hilarity ensues.
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As a 25-year-old evolving man coming in to perfect my [noun] every single day, I just wanted to be in an environment where I feel I could be [verb] every single day, and have that demand from the [noun], and have that demand from the [noun] that would propel me to [verb] my potential and seeing how far I can go.
I have a presence and aura about me that’s very [noun]-based.
I'm not here to [verb] anybody or to go at any particular [noun] or [noun], because I have nothing but love for [proper name].
There comes a time where you [verb] as an individual, it's time to make that decision. And there is no [verb] from that standpoint. There is no time to figure out how to save someone's feelings when ultimately you have to be [adjective] in figuring out what you want to do.
[share your best in the comments below]