Celtics sing-along: One Month

Just something a little fun to get your through an NBA-less weekend!

Sung to the tune of One Week by Barenaked Ladies

It’s been one month since you left me

Silver cocked his head to the side

When Rudy got sick in OKC

31 days since Ernie smiled at me saying

Welcome to the NBA on TNT

31 days since League Pass in the family room

I realize it’s no one’s fault, but I want tell you

31 days since a Theis pick and pop three

It’ll still be some days and I miss you badly

Hold it now and watch Kemba hoodwink

Marcus Smart gets a stop, think

You’ll think you’re listening to Mike Gorman

I summon assists on the dish

Because I miss Luka Doncic

I like the Celtics

Cause I like Tommy Heinsohn

Hot like Bob Cousy when I bust ankles

Big like Big Baby’s cankles

Because I’m all about PER value

Bird got the mad hits

You try to match wits

You try to hold Jaylen as he busts through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

Pick up a foul on Gordon pump fake

I like Romeo, he’s the finest of the rookies

Gotta see the show

Cause then you’ll know

Jayson Tatum is gonna grow

Cause he’s so dangerous

You’ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I miss you and I’m so sad

Trying hard to smile even though I feel bad

I really hope this isn’t the 2020 season funeral

Can’t understand what I mean?

You soon will

I even miss Ben and Embiid

I have history of hating on the Sixers

It’s been one month since you left me

I miss going up straight with verticality

31 days since Timelord flushed on the D

Rim still shaking in TD

It’s been 31 days since NBC on ABC in the afternoon

I realize it’s no one’s fault, but I want tell you

31 days since Grant swished a three

It’ll still be some days and I miss you badly

Bouncety Bounce the Kemba cross-over

You watch him dribble on top of the clover

Watching old games with no lights on

Old NBA Finals all that’s on

I hope the Celtics are in this one

Like Marcus Smart plays, I’m getting frantic

Damn, Tacko is gigantic

Like NBA Saturday, guaranteed to satisfy

Like NBATV I make mad films

Okay I don’t make films

But if I did they’d have a Semi

Griz pick got too much pubs

Hope Embiid doesn’t get too chubs

Just so Brett Brown doesn’t fly off the handle

Gotta get in tune with WCT

Cause those dudes got the boom anime memes

That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I miss you and I’m so sad

Trying hard to smile even though I feel bad

I really hope this isn’t the 2020 season funeral

Can’t understand what I mean?

You soon will

I even miss LeBron and AD

I have history of hating on the Lakers

It’s been one month since you left me

Jaylen dunked and flexed on D that was sorry

31 days since I defended Hayward

You did what you had to do

31 days since League Pass in the family room

I realize it’s no one’s fault, but I want tell you

31 days since a Tatum side-step three

It’ll still be some days and I miss you badly

It’ll still be some days and I miss you badly

It’ll still be some days and I miss you badly

TD Garden, home of the Cs